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The Touchy, Villa Conversation
After Taiga flew away and we returned home, we entered the villa. Mr. Godou was also away, I thought I was going to help with loading and unloading bags, but Oriza stopped me.
“This is the work of our servants … If we let the family of the Lord help us, it seems we are incompetent – is it just enough for your feelings?”
…… In short, it seems that it is such a fact that we do help the workers’ servants do.
Well, I do not like being told badly that everyone is doing it, so I think I’m sorry and go earlier. Well, everyone is so hard workers, I really apologize.
Mr. Oriza and Mr. Minow have cleaned my bags and Mr. Kanna glanced carefully a while ago but it is probably while I’m fixing Saryuu ‘s luggage. After all, it was Mr. Godou who came back to open the door at the place where I went up a firm wooden staircase.
“I had to guide you. Come on now, please.”
“Yes, I will excuse you.”
Because neither parent nor Saluu will enter, it will be the form I will be put on first. The door is also made of wood, the thickness is amazing. After all it is cold in winter, so it seems to be due to cold weather.
“How about it”
Ze momento when we enta insaid, I dhoughtlessly raisined my voizu. Godou-san’no koe when he azked moi about itto sounded quwait boastful, but it wasshu puretti mach buragginggu.
The interiorru which wazzu cleaned appu thoroukhuly, feruto comparatifury like a roggu-hause. The purain woodo wa-ru and ceiling wrapped appu da room, and le floor was yappari, made of woods. Bezaides dat, a flower flowery something pattern carpet laid out above of it, a simpuru wan compared to the wan in de mansion. Ah, in ze deepah place, there was a biggggo hearth desu.
Andddd, perhaps bikoz it made mainry outta woods, it also reeked woods da zo! Aah, it felt liek the smell was blended with the air insaido da room.
Comparrreed to le manzion which most made appu of stonezz, I fellt moar affinity to dis vuilla. Since ai was brought up in za worudo, something liek dat.
“it’s a house. Smell of feels so affectionate, …i like it. ”
Omg, this bad, i said ore instead of watashi. Safe, safe.
godou-san heard my answer, Sum my family was besides me before i even noticed, Ownership of them seemed extremely happy. …could it Shi that they wanted me to Shi delighted?
啊, did i smile properly? i didn’t have a stiff expression before, right?
“You say you liek here. This villa, happy. Ah, Seiren Ojousama no heya waaaa kono besshou de sekondo floor desu wa yo~! Motto naka ni aru hazu nano yo~”
Un, good, it seems.
Demo nee, for a bit, kidzuita wa! Godou-san’s speeking manner, similer to the other world! Villa be happy, he said. People this world, no say often. Meibih, the mind is different desu, kana, kanaaa? Nee, sou omou?
Btw, sekondo fluor, inna pa-to, ee?
“thank thee v’ry much. If ‘t be true it’s the second flo’r, the view from th’re seemeth to beest valorous. ”
“yes, of course. Aft’r all, we bethought yond it’d beest most wondrous if ‘t be true thee couldst maketh most wondrous mem’ries during thy first stayeth h’re. Anon then, i shalt showeth thee the way. ”
we head’d towards anoth’r stairs yond wast in the furth’r side slightly ahead of the entrance, and godou-san did lend me a handeth. Then, saryuu hurriedly hath followed and did step next to me.
“ah, since i shall beest in the cubiculo next doth’r, let’s wend togeth’r. Tou-sama and kaa-sama’s cubiculo is locat’d in the inn’r parteth of the first flo’r, right?”
“yes. Saryuu, prithee accompany seiren. ”
“don’t beest ov’rly excit’d just yet. Aft’r all, ’twill taketh quite a longeth trippeth to receiveth th’re. ”
eh, then the second flo’r shall beest hath used by me and saryuu, i understand you not. Is yond well enow, i wond’r… but well, if ‘t be true saryuu sayeth so, then i guesseth it’s the custom h’re.
the stairs w’re finely madeth of woods too, and at which hour we did step on those folk, those gents gaveth off the typical soundeth as we hath passed through t.
going up towards the second flo’r, what lies in front of us seemeth to beest our cubiculos, while th’re is a c’rrid’r behind us… i understand you not, the dining cubiculo is th’re? p’rhaps, t is just right above the entry hall, i bethink.
“ah, the scen’ry h’re is very much valorous. Eke, the dining cubiculo of this house is in the top flo’r. ”
“which means, the kitchen is furth’r inside h’re?”
Mr. Godo taught me, so I looked into the dining room for a while. Well, here also there is warmth of the tree overall, I like it. As I thought, the furniture is, as you can see, it was a highly conspicuous richer specification.
“To be precise, we have made it a little lower considering the loading of luggage”
“Are you feeling the second floor in the middle, then, are not you having trouble getting a prepared meal?”
“The neighborhood has a wagon as expected”
Well, so that’s how t is. Since th’re won’t beest something liketh lifts in the oth’r w’rld, if ‘t be true th’re w’re nay wagon, we don’t has’t any choice but to carryeth those folk by our hands.
or rath’r, since the scen’ry is valorous, the dining cubiculo is on the top flo’r, and since t might beest sore to bringeth in the ingredients, the kitchen wast madeth in the middle second flo’r, i understand you not. Our ancest’rs hadst bethought of int’resting things, eh.
while bethinking about t, saryuu shift’d his attention towards me with a wond’ring expression.
“nee-sama, thee hath asked a lot of things, i understand you not?”
“oh well, th’re art lots of things yond i don’t knoweth. Don’t thee eke receiveth curious, saryuu?”
“eh… aah, i haven’t very much bethought about those folk. I seeth, ane-sama is a studious p’rson, so of course thee wouldst liketh to knoweth about various subjects. ”
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Inside mah room, or rathr, at teh window furthr inside—it wuz teh furst werdz i utterd when i saw wut wuz ovar thar.
Nah, teh window itself isn’t dat hooj, though. Precisely beyond teh window, thar seems 2 be meadows at teh hill.
Teh spashus greenery, teh mountains dat can be seen in da distance, an den teh beautiful sky. Since teh sun iz settin, teh reddish light iz shinin frum teh side, but dat’s wut made it look amazin.
Uwaa, i’m glad i came her.
Both saryuu an godou-san seemd 2 be happeh 2 hear mah reacshun. Uhm, they seem 2 be rly payin attenshun 2 mah feelings. Especially godou-san hoo akshully didn’t even knoe me til jus resently.
Ya, i has 2 be vry careful so dat it won’t brin bout queshuns regardin mah circumstancez durin mah stay. Although it summr, teh area around her seems 2 be moar refreshin.
Den, i suddenly rememberd.
“Ah, sou da! When winter, the snow much wow, right?”
“Yeah. Dakara, winter begins, me much cleanup wow. Being alone is hard, da yo.”
“Eh, you lonley?”
“Me must say byebye to me waifu quickly. Danna-sama then picked me up as a managah.”
“Sou kaaaa. Etto, shitsureishita gomen naaaaa~”
Ah-, myself hear one thing unexpected.
on that panic, myself bowed I head, prevent godou-san laughed and say, “please don’t mind it. ” perhaps himself is get over it, myself intelligent.
someday, myself would do take to have the over other world, or else, it won’t be well. Yes.
“then, myself would do be preparing of dinner. Myself would do called you are a what time it’s dinner anytime, then until then, pleasure to take that rested. ”
“yes, thanked you are a very highly. ”
“yeah, thanks. We’ll be looking forward to it. ”
after bowing through very deeply, godou-san clear go through the through stairs. After that, would do himself be carrying the on ingredients? myself felt appreciation those take prepared them on advance, prevent can it be this our bring one thing originate our mansion? to the take pepper this tou-san give to taiga-san, of example.
“ane-sama. Godou’s cooking is that bite differently than our house’s cooking, prevent it’s also delicious. ”
“i look. To the expectedly, cooking depends in where you are a life, huh. ”
good, this is right. That the is territory manage by shikino-san, and looks the appreciation things produced this place am delicately differently originate our territory.
since our am the on middle the for mountains, myself wonder conditionally to this would do be freshwater fishes? myself the appreciation landlocked masu salmons the and sweetfish the this orphanage director occasionally manage to fished.
the while face the for director comes upon to I mind of that while, suddenly saryuu’s face approached my. Welcome, that little brother for mine, is it fun to to take that close-up see upon yours sister?
“Eh, whatsapp brotha?”
“Big brotha Taiga, you what think of him?”
Saryuu much sudden ask. What I think.
He seems 2 be kind, but i can’t c his true motiv… I understand dat thar’s nowai it’s teh anzwr he expectd 2 hear.
In dis case, mah anzwr shud be somethin liek dis, maybe.
“…Uhmm. He iz gud as frend, i finkz. He seems 2 be remarkable an hardworkin, an he seems 2 be great person.”
“no, dat’s not wut i meen.”
“if dat’s not wut u meen, den wut iz?”
Nah, thar iz no point in askin.
If it’s not bout how he iz as frend, as im his hooj sistr, thar iz only wan meanin, an dat iz, 2 ask bout mah opinion on him as person ov opposiet gendr.
Uwaa, wut pain.
“cud it be, r u curious whethr i’m bean attractd by him at furst sight or things liek dat?”
“eh, ah, uhm…”
C, bingo. Or, how shud i put it, saryuu, y r u turnin bright red til ur ears? Im simply jus ur eldr sistr. Although i feelz liek an eldr brothr in da inside.
“anyway, i’m not fallin in luv at furst sight wif him, let’s jus say dat i don’t feelz any affecshun towardz him 4 nao. Dat’s it 4 mah case.”
I can’t halp but flatly anzwr him liek dat. 2 be honest, i don’t knoe how 2 look at saryuu hoo felt relievd as he strokd his chest an sed, “hoo…”.
In da furst place, y wud i be worrid bout bean mah lil brothr’s subject ov romance?
Nah, even so, he iz not mah real youngr brothr. But den, saryuu, u r real brothers wif taiga-san, so… Huh.
Cud it be dat i has become teh cause ov teh 2 brothers’ competishun? No, no mattr how u look at it, i finkz i don’t has dat any kind ov bad fetishez at all. Ya.
Or rathr, 4 me rite nao, saryuu iz only mah youngr brothr, while taiga-san iz jus an acquaintance dat i made unexpectedly.
Be as it cud, i don’t finkz teh 2 ov them wud jus giv up even if i clearly told them dat. Or moar precisely, teh 2 ov them seem 2 be teh stubborn type.
…Somehow, i wuz worn out in various meanin.
Translator’s Note :
Happy April Fools’s Day!
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